Classic wit from Jane Monroe:
Jane - "Mom, James hurt me!"
Me - "Are you bleeding?"
Jane - "Yes."
Me - "Where?"
Jane - "Right here. In my heart."
Classic James' logic:
James - "Mom, look! I found a hot dog seed! Save it for me. I want to take it home."
Me - (looking at the sesame seed he pulled off his hot dog bun) "Why do you want to take it home?"
James - "So I can plant it and grow hot dogs and we won't have to come back to Costco to get hot dogs anymore!"
Me - "Alright."
So I put it in my pocket and totally thought about the Wall-E pilot and his pizza plant.


