Classic wit from Jane Monroe:

Jane - "Mom, James hurt me!"

Me - "Are you bleeding?"

Jane - "Yes." 

Me - "Where?"

Jane - "Right here.  In my heart."

Classic James' logic:

James - "Mom, look!  I found a hot dog seed!  Save it for me.  I want to take it home."

Me - (looking at the sesame seed he pulled off his hot dog bun) "Why do you want to take it home?"

James - "So I can plant it and grow hot dogs and we won't have to come back to Costco to get hot dogs anymore!"

Me - "Alright."

So I put it in my pocket and totally thought about the Wall-E pilot and his pizza plant.